{"id":260,"date":"2005-09-22T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-22T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/?p=260"},"modified":"2020-04-12T19:45:39","modified_gmt":"2020-04-12T23:45:39","slug":"september-22-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/2005\/september-22-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"September 22, 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p> I think I&#8217;ve got the incurable disease known as &#8220;absent minded professor&#8221; The sad part is I&#8217;m still a student! I breezed into my apartment tonight around 9 PM, changed my cloths, grabbed my PDA and keys&#8230;wait&#8230;where did my keys go? In the span of 5 minutes, I had lost my keys. Of course, I could just go out without my keys (suitemates might go out and lock the door after them), so I had to find my keys. After a couple minutes of looking around, I gave in and started cleaning my room, hoping to find my keys in the process. 15 minutes later I was starting to get worried. 30 minutes later I was getting very worried. Then I found them: in my nightstand drawer. Go figure. What a poor pathetic example for a human this Brian is! <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;ve got the incurable disease known as &#8220;absent minded professor&#8221; The sad part is I&#8217;m still a student!&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old","tag-old"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1361,"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions\/1361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.briancbecker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}